🪂 Global Marmot Surveillance NetworkThey jumped.
They jumped.
We're watching.
The world's premier registry of parachuting marmots. Spot one mid-descent, drop a pin, and let the internet decide: glorious truth, or elaborate hoax?
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Scanning the skies for marmots…
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How it works
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Spot one
Catch a marmot mid-air, canopy deployed, living its best life.
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Drop a pin
Log the location, species, parachute color, altitude and mood.
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The crowd decides
Believers and skeptics vote. Credibility scores are merciless.
The Species Index
A field guide to the airborne marmots of the world. Tap one to filter the map.
Top Marmot Spotters
The Marmometer™
0 in last 24hAll Quiet
Pistes clear. Marmots grounded. For now.
Seen one yourself?
Every sighting makes the registry stronger (and sillier).